How many of you who were kids in the 80's and 90's are now Satanists - You could be a Satanist and not know?

According to the first Christians, the Gnostic's, the lord is Satan. There are two gods in the bible, the Lord god and God. The Lord is jealous and vengeful, whereas God is loving and forgiving. These are opposites. Therefore mainstream Christians, the Lord worshipers, are the true Satanists.