Females...I have a good verbal description of a male ? And I'd like a good description?

of a female ? Male ....ok, your munching on a lenders bagel for five or six minutes, then all of a sudden you get a taste of a strawberry frosted donut and you want more...then it's two strawberry frosted donuts, then three then four then five and bammmmm!!! you explode! then it's four strawberry donuts, then three then two then one, then donut, donut, donut,,uhhhhh, donut donut, nap..